Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning?
A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they are doing.
Q: Why is a marathon race 26.2 miles long?
A: Read Psalm 26:2 of David: "Test me, o Lord, and try me / examine my heart and my mind".
Q: How do you know when you've married a running enthusiast?
A: When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
Q: What do you get when you run in front of a car?
Q: What do you get when you run behind a car?
Q: How do you know your a dedicated runner?
A: When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?
A: They didn't like meets.
Q: What do runners do when they forget something?
A: They jog their memory.
Q: What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?
A: They both use drills!
Q: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?
A: (He only had two feet)
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