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Why trail running is better than sex

Trail running is better than sex for several reasons:

• Sex doesn't last for more than twelve hours at a time.

 

• You can expect to get in at least four trail runs in a year.

 

• You can meet new people and develop meaningful relationships during trail running.

 

• It is easier to explain the injuries.

 

• You can stop to eat during trail runs.

 

• You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your trail-virginity. You actually want to remember when, where, and who.

 

• The only interesting disease to contract during trail running is insanity.

 

• It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train alot on your own.

 

• If you need to pee or vomit you can just go off to the side of the trail.

 

• You can plan for trail runs months in advance.

 

• It is good even if your running partner goes too fast for you.

 

• It confuses jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.

 

• Trails don't get jealous of other trails.

 

• Nobody tells bad trail running jokes on prime time television.

 

• You don't have to hide your copies of "Trail Runner" magazine.