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Why trail running is better than sex

Trail running is better than sex for several reasons:

  • Sex doesn't last for more than twelve hours at a time.

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  • You can expect to get in at least four trail runs in a year.

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  • You can meet new people and develop meaningful relationships during trail running.

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  • It is easier to explain the injuries.

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  • You can stop to eat during trail runs.

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  • You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your trail-virginity. You actually want to remember when, where, and who.

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  • The only interesting disease to contract during trail running is insanity.

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  • It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train alot on your own.

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  • If you need to pee or vomit you can just go off to the side of the trail.

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  • You can plan for trail runs months in advance.

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  • It is good even if your running partner goes too fast for you.

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  • It confuses jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.

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  • Trails don't get jealous of other trails.

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  • Nobody tells bad trail running jokes on prime time television.

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  • You don't have to hide your copies of "Trail Runner" magazine.


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