Why trail running is better than sex
Trail running is better than sex for several reasons:
- Sex doesn't last for more than twelve hours at a time.
- You can expect to get in at least four trail runs in a year.
- You can meet new people and develop meaningful relationships during trail running.
- It is easier to explain the injuries.
- You can stop to eat during trail runs.
- You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your trail-virginity. You actually want to remember when, where, and who.
- The only interesting disease to contract during trail running is insanity.
- It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train alot on your own.
- If you need to pee or vomit you can just go off to the side of the trail.
- You can plan for trail runs months in advance.
- It is good even if your running partner goes too fast for you.
- It confuses jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun.
- Trails don't get jealous of other trails.
- Nobody tells bad trail running jokes on prime time television.
- You don't have to hide your copies of "Trail Runner" magazine.
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